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Dear Investor,

Open up your phone these days and you’re guaranteed to see something absolutely nuts.

No wonder it’s so hard for everyday investors to know what their best move is.

Sell everything? Double down? Rotate sectors or regions? 

Or just sit tight until it all makes sense again? (As if that will ever happen.)

But earlier this fall, I saw something on my phone that was even stranger than all this daily market noise.

The text message had to be some kind of scam.

Like those ones you get where a beautiful woman “accidentally” sends you her glamour shot photo. Or a “qualified” roofer claims to be working for your neighbors across the street at an outrageous discount.

I considered the possibility that it was just my friend Todd pulling a prank on me.

Some guy claiming to be George Noble… was writing me from a 617 area code somewhere in the New York suburbs.

George Noble?

The investing legend who ran America’s most profitable mutual fund? 

Who worked side-by-side with Peter Lynch at Fidelity?

Who returned his investors an average profit of 27.5% per year?

Then went on to run two different billion-dollar hedge funds?

That guy was long-since retired.

And probably out golfing.

Why the “Loch Ness Monster” of Investing Experts Has Suddenly Decided to Resurface 

Because, like many legends…

I knew that George was much more comfortable outside the spotlight.

Yes:

But now he was blowing up my phone.

Asking me to host a webinar with him on YouTube.

(How did he even get my number? I’m still not exactly sure)

So I decided to throw caution to the wind, and called him back.

The clues did match the little I knew about George – the area code corresponded to the headquarters of Fidelity Investments in Boston. And I’d heard that he retired to Westchester County in New York. 

Then I heard that voice. On the other end of the line.

And I knew it was actually him.

George quickly summarized his goal with the following words:

“I want to light a nice, toasty fire for all of my friends… and toss a hurricane of fire & brimstone at those other guys”

My first question was obviously – why me?

I’m an investing pro too. (You can read about my background at The Motley Fool and elsewhere below).

But George knows everybody on Wall Street. (See more on this below as well).

In fact:

He’s also famous for organizing private insider events for investing professionals… where dozens of names you’d recognize jump at the chance to soak up his wisdom.

George’s explanation was simple…

He was angry.

On his own behalf. But also on your behalf.

He had a lot of scores to settle:

But now he was blowing up my phone.

And he wanted to find a cool-cucumber personality to bounce all these ideas off of…

So he didn’t accidentally blurt out something that would get himself “cancelled."

(Not everyone shares our high opinion of George, and they've definitely got their knives out for him.)

In other words: 

This investing legend believes his new message is so important, that he didn’t want to give Wall Street the excuse to silence it. Just by shooting the messenger.

And just like that, we picked a date and it was all settled.

Well, almost...

Because that's when I went ahead and took a risk for your benefit.

I thought he might hang up the phone on me right there.

But I knew that we had this one rare opportunity to hear an investing legend’s raw opinions on the best – and worst – that today’s market has to offer everyday investors.

So if I was going to take on this project…

And, like George, provide all of this valuable market insight FOR FREE, to any investor who signs up today…

I wanted to make sure that we delivered you something truly complete and actionable.

Something that could help you chart a course through the end of 2025, to the start of 2026, and beyond.

ALSO FREE:

You’ll get our 7 part investing tutorial… and George’s complete due-diligence report on his #1 trade for the new year

That’s why George & I came up with this little investing tutorial.

Which you’ll get in the days that lead up to George’s Holiday Roast webinar on December 12th.

Yes, I had asked him for even more valuable investing advice than he was initially proposing… and he was thrilled to provide it.

Think of these emails as a warmup to get you ready for the main event.

They’re not required reading.

But I think you’ll find them helpful for preparing yourself to grasp the 7 topics that George will cover at length in his webinar.

These emails call out the 7 deadly sins of today’s stock market… and show you how to avoid them.

I don’t know if there’s a special place in hell somewhere for financial frauds.

But I do know that, here on earth, you never want to be the one holding the bag when they get exposed.

(Which always happens way sooner than everyone expects.)

So here’s what we’ll cover:

1. It's Raining Weathermen: The Noble Art of Ignoring Macro Forecasts 

2. Buy When There's Blood in the Centrifuge: How Dispersion Creates Alpha

3. Gas Station Sushi: The Race to “Democratize” Your 401(k)

4. IPO'calypse Now: Why This New Wave Is the Worst Yet

5. Let Them Eat Stock: Why the Ticker Will Never Be the Product

6. A Fresh Barrel of Snakes: Wall Street’s Favorite New Accounting Scams

7. The Ultimate Price: What We Talk about When We Talk about Valuation

George is not famous for his brevity.

You don’t get to be America’s most successful fund investor for years running, by just being good at corporate buzzwords.

You truly never know what he’s going to say.

He’s totally off-the-cuff, improvised… and many times, completely hilarious.

We’re not calling this a “roast” for nothing.

George has a unique way of boiling down his own decades of investing mastery… with the centuries of wisdom he acquired by studying closely with Peter Lynch and the other all-time-greats…

… into no-nonsense advice that can instantly benefit any investor, from the rawest rookie to a pickled pro like me.

And George shines even more when he’s directly answering YOUR questions.

So we’ll definitely make sure to allow plenty of time for that near the end of the webinar.

So while Wall Street gets a well-deserved roasting… George will get busy carving up the best bite for you

Because as I promised, we’ll conclude the webinar with a lively discussion of George’s #1 fast-action trade idea for the coming new year.

Then, after it’s over…

We’ll gather all of his thoughts, notes, and charts, along with any additional supporting research you need to make sure you get the whole picture.

In a post-event follow up report that we’ll call:

George’s #1 Flame-Proof Trade for the New Year: Your Complete Fast-Action Report

Remember, this is all free if you sign up today:

In theory:

We have unlimited web-hosting capability for the event.

But I literally just saw the Netflix and Amazon websites both crash last month. So these days, I’ll believe anything.

Let’s keep things simple – and safe – and limit this to webinar to the first 12,000 who sign up

That’s about 1-in-5 of George’s followers on Twitter/X.

Although we’ll be sending this invite far & wide to other outlets at well.

And keeping to this reasonable attendance limit will also give us a shot at answering all of your questions.

(If we run out of time during the webinar itself, we’ll put more answers into the follow-up report.)

The point is, I can’t be sure whether this opportunity will still be available tomorrow.

Or even later tonight.

So I urge you to sign up here NOW...

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Thanks for your time today.

And I look forward to introducing you to George Noble in person on December 12th.

James Early

CEO of Curia Financial

Host of George Noble’s Holiday Roast

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What other investing pro’s are saying about George Noble:

“One of the greatest investors of all-time.”

Doug Kass, Seabreeze Partners

"Many new retail investors who have come of age in the post-2009 era have been subjected to some of the least scrupulous, most promotional and high-risk messaging we can recall in our lengthy careers. George has taken the bull by the horns (literally!) and become a bit of a Twitter sensation. He's created a forum where newer investors could at least get exposure to the thoughtful wisdom and experience on hand from firms that are run by old-timers who have seen many market cycles."

William Roddy et al, Kailash Concepts

“Star stockpicker.”

Christopher Helman, Forbes

“Incredible successes.”

Dave Keller CMT, Sierra Alpha Research

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